"Listen up you beautiful bitch, I'm about to fuck you up with some truth."
"Ssssssshhhhhh. Decent cookout April. I don't believe you've met my fuckbuddy, Tracey."
"The American express gold card might get you Jonas brothers tickets, might even get you back stage. But the Black card will have all three of them sucking your dick!"
~~ F**king hilarious! Just 6 episodes in the first season, this is way too short, hope the second season is coming soon. Really great show!