Last night I was dreamin’
Dreamin’ about the H-Bomb
Well, the bomb went off and I was caught
I was the only man on the ground
There was 13 women and only one man in town
13 women and only one man in town
And, as funny as it may be
The one and only man in town was me
Well, 13 women and me, the only man around
I had two girls every morning
Seein’ that I was well-fed
And, believe you me, one sweetened my tea
While the other was butterin’ my bread
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