I pull ur neck back n u do mine.
Telephone-Telegram-Tell a Greek
超卡哇伊的奶奶Mana-Yiayia:
Scared the guy at the college fair. Vacuuming.
Dancing in sexy red night gowns on the street. 😆😆
Standing right beside the nosy neighbors when they thought she died.
Wedding dress window-display mannequin.
Pretend to be asleep when someone mentioned usually parents paid the wedding. Betting $250 on online poker game.
Sex quiz.
Total makeover at the wedding.
Hit Gus on the head for not being serious.
Theia Voula:
Greek dont creak.
Twice I drank it.I gave birth without drugs.
Telling ppl about her swollen tougue, ovaries,a mole with the shape of a small island
①All my life I wanted to be a newscaster,but I have a very dry mouth. When I went through puberty, my tongue swelled up like a tree trunk.It's still puffy. Look!
②You know what. One of my ovaries never put out an egg.But the other one would spit out two a month.I could feel it right there. Ping! Ping!But the left ovary,nothing.It was closed like a stuck zipper.
Toula:Do u have a student lounge so my daughter can sell pot?
Am I always so close,you see your shadow as two people? I am stepping back now. And even though I'm taking a step back,I will always be right here！💗
Pappou Costa/Gus: Give me a word, any word. I will show you it's from Greek. .... There u go~
I cant sleep without your mother's snoring.In every way,you walk through your life seeing your shadow as two people❣
Maria: I was brave. Maybe my adventure was to make a family.Mariage is not for everybody,but it worked out for me. It's been a good life. It's been a good life！
Your Father may be crazy,but at least I'm not a blood relative of his. You are! Sorry.
My mom said. "If you're too nervous to do ur duties on your wedding day ,just pretend to faint,and your Husband will take it from there."
"Paris,tonite u protect ur poulaki. Eyes open, knees shut."
HD
