李:基础科学,就是要不断地探索未知嘛。但我觉得大家对这卫星不太了解,主要是名字起坏了。本来卫星的英文缩写名字叫Dampe,是经典RPG游戏《[url=https://www.douban.com/subject/26347377/]The Legend of Zelda 塞尔达传说[/url]》里面一个守墓人的名字。咱们科研立项的PPT里还专门提到这一茬,当时所有人都觉得好酷。
[img=9:C]《The Legend of Zelda》里的Dampe[/img]
李:也不知道为什么,最后却用了一个征集来的名字……
李:[url=https://movie.douban.com/celebrity/1054430/]伍迪·艾伦[/url]说过,自己每一部电影在剧本创作阶段,都觉得自己像[url=https://movie.douban.com/celebrity/1048149/]奥逊·威尔斯[/url]在创作下一部《[url=https://movie.douban.com/subject/1292288/]公民凯恩[/url]》,但在实际拍摄中,他觉得自己就像5 dollar whore,只希望一切早点结束就好。其实,我在写《猛尸镇》的剧本时,就觉得自己像5 dollar whore了,实际拍摄的时候我都不知道自己像什么了……
K:像奥逊·威尔斯?
李:也有可能。那是种极其荒诞的感觉。写剧本的时候个人当然是怎么high怎么写,但实际拍摄的时候,看着一帮工作人员凌晨赶工,无比严肃认真地要实现你脑海里那些不着调的画面,是会让你怀疑人生的。比如,一个很敬业的老演员,比我母亲还年长,要去演一个跳健美操的僵尸。老人家一脸严肃,辛苦地左蹦右跳,问我是做这个舞蹈动作好,还是那个舞蹈动作好——理论上,我希望她跳得越傻越好,但看到她对自己舞蹈表现出来的热情执着,似乎很相信自己所从事的是艺术工作,于是我要很心虚地对她解释,做出哪个动作,会更体现出“艺术效果”;之后,这位老阿姨还要演出自己脑袋被刺刀插穿的情景,我要告诉她,刺刀拔出来的时候,头颅应该怎样表现“艺术地”晃动……what the fuck da I'm doing, man! 这是我拍摄电影时内心最常出现的独白。
[img=19:C]卡朋特《月光光心慌慌》[/img]
[img=20:C]《猛尸镇》美图秀秀[/img]
李:作为一个艺术家,我应该固执己见,把风格坚持到极致,就是要拍个五分钟马头马屁股膈应你,哪怕赚不了钱,好歹也是完成了一件艺术作品,不是吗?但作为一个5 dollar whore,除了铁杆穿胸膛菜刀爆头之类特有艺术追求的画面外,大部分时间我都觉得大家爱咋咋地吧。你们觉得按你们习惯的方式整,这部片子才可以被正常人类接受?Good,就这么整吧。本来我的剧本里写了一段情节,日本生化实验室里。衣衫褴褛的女地下党员被绑在实验台上。Well,一段SM画面。实际拍摄呢?女地下党员穿着一件大棉袄出现了……爱咋咋地吧。
李:也许还是认识论上的问题吧。比如[url=https://movie.douban.com/celebrity/1053619/]帕索里尼[/url]深信自己在拍的是艺术,《[url=https://movie.douban.com/subject/1293691/]索多玛120天[/url]》啥的,所以让演员吃屎都问心无愧。但我自己写的这些B级片剧本……感觉就像one 5 dollar whore to another,将心比心,大家何苦这么折腾呢?……
Verse 1:
This Zombie Town you can't escape
People came people went people be erased
Nobody dare to face the history
Waiting for no future lie in grave
Digging up the coffin
No skeleton left they all be forgotten
Praying some one listen
The voices secretly deeply hidden
Forgive me
I can't go back to where I started
The hatred's fucking mutual
once ignited it can't be exterminated
Dead man walking
children dying
Ignorance scews the whole damn system
eliminating all the different opinions
Without a brain to process
All the suffocated stupid questions
Consuming the truth behind the
unspoken oppressed conscience
What you sayin'
the world still worth to be fought for?
Nuh, I don't think so
Let the zombies out eating up you fucking psycho
The circle of cannibalism motherfucking decay and rotten party
Chorus:
Welcome to the Zombie Town
No one no one could escape
Fuck you who you think you are
We will gut you inside out
Sing:
You fucking bitch who think you're special
We put you down (Put you down bitch)
Dismembered like a motherfucker as some
Picasso rubbish (Recycle some shit)
Mail your parts piece by piece back
to your mom (Hi, sign here)
Make sure you alive and witness
before we'd done
Verse 2:
It's not the first time won't be the last time
Minemani mow, open up your skull
I'ma doctor without a licence with all ambitions
and fuck you patients performing autopsy on living human
Enjoy your screaming...
What the fuck you're expecting, a classic movie?
It calls Zombietown you fucking asshole
With shitty low budget Sorry-ass CG
Terrible acting, non-talented directing
Why we ever make it still bother the hell out of me
The only good thing come out of the shit
It's this song that we made will haunt you to death
We'd put that spell on you bitch
Kyle Lee and Toni back to Chorus!
Chorus:
Welcome to the Zombie Town
No one no one could escape
Fuck you who you think you are
We will gut you inside out
outro:
It's another level
2016, Kyle Lee and Toni Cheung
We're back in the game
Can you dig it?