Walker和Pearl第一次幽会的时候，Pearl有点紧张往前挪了一步，Walker温柔地问她：Want me to stop, Pearl?
Alison第一次来period，她说：Don't tell Daddy i got my period.
结果已经太晚了，广播里传来她爸的远程电话：Long-distance telephone call for Alison Kantrowitz. It's your father! You're a woman now, Alison. Mazel tov, darling. And may you be blessed with a happy marriage and many many beautiful children.
周围的人都停下来给她鼓掌，Alison超级丢脸地跑掉了（这段笑死我了）
Marty知道Pearl有外遇以后，气的对着小孩们发神经，小男孩很伤心，Pearl安慰他说Daddy is just upset, honey. He's mad at Mommy. He wanted you with him because he loves you so much.
小男孩问：Why is he mad at you?
妈妈说：Sometimes grown-ups have fights just the way kids do. And sometimes they have to think things over before they can make up.
Alison知道妈妈有外遇以后故意气她妈，说自己go all the way with Ross.（全部都做了）
后来又承认其实没和Ross做爱，妈妈很欣慰地说：Save the home run for somebody really special, okay?
（Ross其实也很好吖，在Alison最脆弱的时候没有占她便宜）
