Dalek Spam (sent in by human Matt Harris), unknown, Skaro, says…
When the Daleks watched An Adventure in Space and Time we on Skaro could not believe our eyestalks. It seems you humans believe the Doctor is nothing more than a fiction. This is a lie.
The program used dramatic performances to blind you humans from the truth. No doubt it stirred a great emotional response from your weak, compassionate hearts. However, accepting that the Doctor does not really exist is a trick, one he has tried on us, but we are superior. We do not share your weaknesses. Well-crafted propaganda such as this will not work on us.
Daleks are not bin-like constructions with humans inside. We are mutated, armour-plated decedents of the Kaleds. The only truth it told was that without Daleks Doctor Who would have been exterminated. This weekend we will be planning our next victory, while you humans will probably just celebrate! Celebrate! CELEBRATE!