疑犯追踪 第五季

史上最高含量的调情莫过于Root：

"So I was thinking about you thing."

"My thing?"

"Your whole 'I'm crazy and the world's just a simulation' thing? It's a little like when Harry had me locked up when I was questioning everything."

"Can we talk about this after the whole lethal shootout thing?"

"No time like the present, Sameen. Besides, if this is just another simulation, who cares if we die. Anyway, Schrodinger said at its base level, the universe isn't made up of physical matter, but just shapes. I thought that might make you feel better."

"Seriously?" (大锤一脸懵逼与嫌弃，人家忙着保命你这个话痨根这个时候给我一大堆形而上学，还觉得让我感觉棒棒哒？）

“A shape. You know? Nothing firm. What it means is the real world is essentially a simulation anyway. "

" You are the last person I should have confided in about this." (大锤嫌弃到忍不下去了。。）

“I liked that idea. That even if we're not real, we represent a dynamic. A tiny finger tracing a line in the infinite. A shape. And then we're gone."

"That's supposed to make me feel better？ I‘m a shape?"

"Yeah. And darling, you got a great 'shape'." (只能说根妹调情太高级哈哈）

”I swear to God, you flirt at the most awkward times." (实在忍不住不吐槽了已经）

”I know. Listen, all I'm saying is that if we're just information, just noise in the system..we might as well be a symphony.“

Turned out that 'great shape' is 'a line, an arrow.'

What'd be the shape of Root?

还有明目张胆的把大锤都给调掉线了。。：

Root: Overly affectionate greeting.

Shaw: Greeting.

Root: Transparent rationale for conversation.

Shaw: Annoyed attempt to deflect subtext.

Root: Overt come-on.

Shaw: Mildly embarrassed defensiveness, bordering on hostility

Root: Playfully witty sign-off.

老实说，感情戏不是这部剧的强项与重点，有些处理显得粗糙，没有深度挖掘，也少的可怜。不过借用S4E11 第二次simulatioin Root死前肖问根妹“Yeah, sure Root, maybe someday.Is that good enough for you?", Root的回复：“Yeah, Sameen. That's good enough for me.”